Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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