I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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