your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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