I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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