The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He shit in the fireplace
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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