when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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