Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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