What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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