and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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