if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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