YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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