i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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