It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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