I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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