i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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