he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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