I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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