you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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