I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
that is very illegal...i love you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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