Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
