i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
