Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I see more hoeing in ur future
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