i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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