My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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