you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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