You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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