drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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