Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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