so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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