I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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