i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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