some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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