At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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