Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i out mim tonsoeep
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