So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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