i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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