Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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