when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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