So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I'm really busy with my period
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