You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i think i have two assholes
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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