I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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