I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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