are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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