I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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