Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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