I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
