ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Success! We fucked roommates!