There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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