i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.