It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
These tits shall not be calmed
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