But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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