How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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