I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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being pregnant is like rehab
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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