Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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