some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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