Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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