Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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