did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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