Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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