I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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