you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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