CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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