Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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